SWAG MASTA FROM DONCASTA.
May 2011
How I cross a street.
I don’t look both ways, I just walk.
When a car comes I think to myself, “mother fucker you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
When people post indirect statuses about you.
Just tag me in that shit.
THIS. OMG THIS =)) :|
THIS IS ME STUDYING:
First minute:
Five minutes later:
Ten minutes in:
Fifteen minutes:
Twenty minutes:
THIS JUST EXPLAINED THE LAST 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE.
That awkward moment when you can't use gifs on other social networking sites, and you no longer know how to express your feelings without them.
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
reblogging for future references
I always forget that Facebook doesn't have this kind of shit
I keep clicking the Top right like an idiot to pull me up. lol
