January 2012
Fighting:
How white people fight:
How spanish people fight:
How BLACK people fight:
How ASIANS fight:
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"you hate that bitch too?"
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Top twelve things talked about in 2011
babyminaj:
The Royal Wedding
The earthquake in Japan
Osama Bin Laden was killed
Casey Anthony got away with murder
Nicki Minaj’s nip-slip
The Harry Potter and Twilight movies
Miley Cyrus smoked salvia
Amy Winehouse’s death
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez started dating
Kim Kardashian’s marriage
Beyonce’s pregnancy
PArty Rock Anthem by LMFAO
I hate doing presentations
epic-humor:
Right before you get up your like:
then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:
Then the audience is staring at you like:
and the others are like:
or
and your insides are like:
and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions:
at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
AND THEN YOU TURN ALL RED.
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2011 unfollowed you.
danielle and liam
Liam: Danielle what are you doing on your phone?
Danielle: just telling everyone on twitter that we're still together.
Liam: Danielle what was this tweet about?
Danielle: Oh you know just making sure people knew we were dating.
Liam: Danielle you tweeted about me again can't you tweet about anything else other than me and One Direction
Danielle: NO I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT PEOPLE KNOW WE ARE DATING
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
3 tags
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
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December 2011
So apparently for Christmas, Louis and Eleanor...
fuckyeahhazzastyles:
they had gotten each other gifts, and louis had bought her (i dont remember exactly) either a charm bracelet or something like that and Eleanor had looked at Louis and asked him “how much did it cost?” he told her how much it had cost and she had replied, “I don’t want you to spend that much on me ever again, your all i need”.
ASDFGHJKL;
When I meet my bias
him: hi
me: lol hi
him: sooo--
me: i know when your birthday is
him: excuse me?
me: i know what your real name is
him: ah--
me: and how many people are in your family
me: your favourite colour
me: your favourite food
me: your ideal type heeheehee
him: you must be a typical stalker fan
me: no. i am your wife
Watching Gotta be you with my 10 year old brother
Him: Why does that guy look so sad all the time?
Me: That's just when he sings
Him: but look at him now he still looks sad and hes just in a car
Him: they have cool cars
Me: yeah
Him: Why is that guy getting on a train?
Me: He has to go somewhere
Him: Well that explains the bag. IS HE GOING TO HOGWARTS?
Me: No just keep watching
Him: okay
Him: Why didn't they just carpool?
Him: what is that thing on the sad guys neck?
Me: Oh its a birthmark
Him: That's weird. Is that why he's sad?
Me: NO!
Him: How did the blonde guy get to the island?
Me: I don't know. He's irish by the way.
Him: OH HE USED HIS LEPRECHAUN POWERS TO TELEPORT!
Me: YES !
Him: or he ran there.
Me: what
Him: yeah
Him: yeah leprechauns are good runners
Me: what
Him: yeah
Him: who are those random guys with them?
Me: yeah i don't know
Him: YAY THE LEPRECHAUN IS FINALLY SINGING
Him: but I can't hear him
Me: Yeah
Him: oh
Me: do you reckon that girl looks like taylor lautner
Him: I don't know who that is.
Me: oh
Him: But she looks like that werewolf from twilight
Me: YES!
Him: oh it's over
Him: That was a weird video.
Watchtoloveonedirection:
mockingjaypatronus:
xm0rsmordre:
dayglopterodactyl:
p3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
THE PRNDL.
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"Wait, so you're actually happy just sitting...
heyfunniest:
Yea Mom, I am.
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Louis and Eleanor went to Disneyland together.
deleanor-peader:
